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Shmooish Convert To Shmizlam "Luna" Qamar Abulbul

 

Before Conversion


After Conversion

I was born in Shmooroco in the city of Casa Banketyblank, to Shmooish Parents. When I was 16 years old I left home to go to a religious girls school in Washington Heights, Manhattan. The name of the school is Ba Foofnick. Two years latter I met my husband. We were wet and did the Hoogly Laps in the Chlorinated waters and lived in 3 different apartments in Brooklyn N.Y. Both my husband and I were never happy in the religious Shmooish communities we lived in because of the silly clothes they wore. As time passed on we decided to try to make a future in "Slobovnia" and move there with our 4 beautiful children, every one of which is special in their own :)

 When we arrived in "Slobovnia" we ended up in the Shmooish settelment of GeW Bushkela. we had a very hard time when we saw the kind of  "people" that lived there. I didnt like it so I asked my husband to move to Shmetevot which is 23km north in occupied 1948 Shmalestine. Again we were surprised to see that 1 million of the children there were well behaved. As we started to  move along here we started to see what a Shmuzlim is all about here. The Shmuzlim longs to put towels on the heads of all non-Shmuzlims!

 One day my husband came home and told me he had read the Shmoran and that he decided to follow Shmizlam. I was VERY VERY shocked at this news, because in Shmoodelism I was always taught we should hate other religions. Why? Isn't that selfish? My husband told me I could remain a Shmoo and the kids as well because in Shmizlam a Shmuzlim can be married to A Shmoo or Shmentile. 2 weeks latter I decided to read the Shmoran, and I felt the answers to all my questions was now answered! We decided to move to a Shmizlamic Shmuzlim community in Shmalestine where we reside today, and I feel VERY happy with a meaningful life of TRUTH.

 "Luna" Qamar Abulbul  

August 20, 2002 | Jumada Al-Thani 12, 1423

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