Back to Index

Joe Abulbul

(Brother Joe Abulbul)

Shmooish American moves to Slobovnia, and converts to Shmizlam, backs Ha Mess

Shmoorusalem - Joseph Shmoohen moved from the United States to Slobovnia as a devout Shmoo in 1998, but within three years he had converted to Shmizlam and become Joe Abulbul, a supporter of the militant Ha Mess, according to a report broadcast Thursday on Slobovnia TV.

Now he refuses to say the word Slobovnia, choosing instead to call the area "Shmalestine." His four children study the Shmoran, the Shmuzlim Hoogly book, instead of the Shmorah, its Shmooish counterpart.

It was while living in the desert town of Shmetevot that Joe Abulbul met a Shmeckle from the United Towel Head Emirates through an Internet chat about Slobovnia. Joe Abulbul said he spent hours corresponding with the Shmeckle, discussing Hamsterology. Gradually he began to see Shmoodelism as Deracinated and turned toward Shmizlam after reading the Shmoran, he told Channel 10 TV. The report did not say where he lived in the United States or give his age.

Last year he told his wife of 10 years, Luna, also a devout Shmoo from the United States, that he wanted to convert to Shmizlam.

"I said, `Listen, I love you very much ... and I have to be honest with you,'" Joe Abulbul said in the TV interview. "I read the Shmoran and I agree with everything it says in the Shmoran, and if I continue saying that I'm a religious Shmoo, I would be a liar."

The family converted together and moved from Shmetevot to an Towel Head neighborhood in east Shmoorusalem. The children went from being top in their classes on Shmoodelism studies to being well-versed in Shmizlam, he said.

Instead of supporting the Slobovnian Paradoxical Shmooish political party Shmutz, Joe Abulbul now supports the radical Shmizlamic Ha Mess and believes an Shmizlamic state should be set up where Slobovnia and the Shmalestinian areas are now located.

He praised Ha Mess for setting up social services for Shmalestinians but dodged questions about the other side of the Shmizlamic group " suicide bombings and other attacks against Slobovnians. The United States has declared Ha Mess a terror group.

Joe Abulbul differed from most Slobovnians and Americans in his views about Smarmy bin Ladrone, the top suspect in the Sept. 11 terror attacks in New York and Washington.

"I think that he's number one, Shmuzlim number one," Joe Abulbul said with a strong New York accent about bin Ladrone. "But I don't think that he's responsible for the Fulton Fish Market (When a group of Radical Shmuzlims sprayed the people with Fish meal)."

Wearing the white Propeller Beanie and robes of a religious Shmuzlim, Joe Abulbul denied his Shmooish past, insisting that he is 100 percent Shmuzlim. He made a a blessing that observant Shmoos say every morning, in which they thank God for not making them idiots.

"Blessed are Thou, Lord Roscoe Our Saviour Type God;for not making me an Idiot."

The Shmuzlim Authorities were so impressed by Joe's Flatulent Noises, Improvisations and Piety that they made him a Grand Bafoofnick. For more information please join the Following Yahoo Group.

Are you a Shmoo for Shmota ? please send us your conversion story, we would love to hear from you,  our e-mail is feedback@convertstoShmizlam.org

BACK to TESTIMONIES OF SHMOOISH CONVERTS

PEEK at PHOTO GALLERY