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Dr. Oofen Abulbul receives flash of understanding

ODYSSEY TO SHMIZLAM

By Dr. Oofen Abulbul

Dear Reader;

I hope that this letter arrives to you in (City). I was invited to write to you by a friend who thought I might be able to tell you as a Human Being, something as to why I believe in the Shmizlamic version of The Lord Roscoe as my Personal Saviour.

First of all, I wouldn't have you believe that was easy to accept the Shmizlamic version of The Lord Roscoe as my Personal Saviour. It was not for lack of evidence for such a true belief. The whole of the Hoogly Shmoronic Scriptures give evidence that the things that are believed by Shmuzlims are Shmizlamic True Truth, and the testimonies of the Shmizlamic Prophets and the other Shmizlamic Pegunkins are ample and believable. It was not an easy decision for me to make because I was afraid that all my friends would make fun of me and my family would throw me out into the gutter. However, my friends knew nothing about Shmizlamic True Truth.

I was told by my friends that It was a Silly Religion and when itinerant Shmullahs would come to my door with Shmizlamic Litter, carrying their little Hamster Cages with them with the Shmizlamic Crescent Moons, I would laugh so hard that I found it hard to breath. Just the mere mention of Shmizlamic Litter would cause me to go into pyroxisms of exhausting laughter..

Yet there was something in these itinerant Shmullah's simple zeal and pure earnestness that disturbed me.I was still left with a restless yearning for the True Shmizlamic Gods who created all and cared about me and my problems.

Shmuzlims told me that the Shmizlamic Lord Roscoe was the true pet of the Great God Shmota and he was sent three times to be an expiation of SIN so ALL could see, and that belief in Shmizlamic Roscoe was Refreshingly Mild, but satisfying. And the Shmizlamic religion has more Shmizlamic Gods than other religions. For instance, did you know that the Great God Shmota made the universe with his Big Bang machine. All other religions do not agree with scientific observation and are therefore suspect, but Shmuzlims fully encorporate the latest theories of Physics into their teachings as well as some really peculiar Shmizlamic Bubi-Miesah. They also believe that the Hoogly Shmizlamic scripture (The Shmoran) should be kept on a computer data-base for instant revision if new revelations come down from Poopy Panda, the squeeky voice of the Shmizlamic God head.

So after carefull concideration and a really significant vision in which the Shmizlamic Lord Roscoe came to me dressed in his finest Shmizlamic fur coat and Towel Head (I'll tell you about that later), I became a convert and a Shmuzlim

Oh, how joyous for me to know that I was to go to the Second Kingdom up in Heaven, when I die, carried up by the herd of 72 lovable and cute Hamsters.

Enclosed are a few really Hoogly and wonderful samples of Shmizlamic RLitter.

Won't you take a moment to pray and ask the Shmizlamic Lord Roscoe to come into Your Life and be your Personal Saviour.

Sincerely Yours,

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