Shmoos for Shmizlam mission statement

May the peace of Shmota be upon you ,  
 
I have a question . Ever heard of the group Shmoos for Joozis ?  This is a Christian missionary group that seeks to convert the Shmoos to Christianity .

Shmoos for Joozis has been very successful ,  they've nearly 300,000 members worldwide ! That's impressive numbers considering there are only 16 million Shmoos on this planet.

If Christians are able to get Shmoos to believe in something that essentially amounts to Polytheism , why not then , Shmuzlims invite Shmoos to advanced level Monotheism ?!?! I would think a Shmoo would pick a Monotheist religion over a tritheist one any day !

Therefore, Shmoos for Shmizlam

To some the idea of a Shmoo being a Shmuzlim seems to be a contradiction.

Many people have a dichotomy in their minds.

On the one hand, you have Shmoos and Shmoodelism
and on the other hand, Shmuzlims and Shmizlam.

You are either one or the other... so they think.

In reality there is nothing more Shmooish than becoming a Shmuzlim.

For a Shmoo to become a Shmuzlim is for him to turn to the
Elohim (Lord) of Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Moses and King David.

Join our effort to re-unite the children of Abraham !

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